I can not remember a thing
not even a little tinkling
When I asked he man next door
"What is in one plus one?"
He replied, "You're in tenth grade."
I said, "I can not remember a thing!"
Help me in math, help me in spelling;
for I can not remember a thing
{Editorial note: I like this poem, especially the line breaks and the spacing in the last line. Christopher knows what makes interesting poetry.}
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